If You Think The Things I Say Out Loud Are Bad You Should Hear The S-ht Tee

“If You Think The Things I Say Out Loud Are Bad, You Should Hear The S-ht…” is the tee for the woman whose mouth already has a reputation — but whose inner monologue is an entirely different level of unfiltered chaos. It’s a sly warning that if people think you’re blunt now, they have no idea what they’ve been mercifully spared from hearing.

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed, flattering fit, this shirt is perfect for social gatherings, workdays with coworkers who test you, or casual outings when you want to keep people just curious (and slightly afraid). Wear it as your badge of candid honesty: you may hold back for politeness, but trust — the unspoken version is way more entertaining.