I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned Tee

Serve up your sass with a side of honesty in our women’s statement tee: "I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned." Equal parts dark humor and kitchen confession, this shirt is for the woman who’s played nice—even when she had every reason not to. Whether you’re a master of passive-aggressive hospitality or just looking back at past dinners with a smirk, this tee says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to. Paired with the line "Everyday I Do Diddly Squats, But Young Enough To Do It Anyway," it blends biting wit with effortless charm. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s perfect for casual wear, family gatherings, or any moment that calls for a clever reminder: you were way too generous.